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<div>女人常干的12件BT事[12P]
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<td class=t_msgfont id=postmessage_4281964><br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=520 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564889.jpg" width=379 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 1、 嘴上抹的几百块钱的高级口红,却把臭烘烘的臭豆腐塞进去。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=333 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564892.jpg" width=500 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 2、看见网上有人踩猫掉下几滴眼泪,吃起野味来夹的比谁都快。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=228 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564894.jpg" width=347 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 3、一边痛骂男人没一个好东西,一边跟网上的野哥哥打情骂俏。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=371 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564896.jpg" width=480 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 4、看着别的女人高耸的酥胸心里直骂骚狐狸,一边在出门前特意把乳沟挤出来。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=300 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564898.jpg" width=407 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 5、一边大呼男人有车有房是中国传统,一边又说媳妇不孝敬公婆是跟世界接轨。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=351 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564900.jpg" width=420 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 6、穿个低胸,如果男人不看她是没长眼睛,如果看她则是大色狼。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=528 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564904.jpg" width=384 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 7、30多岁了还喜欢自称女孩,十六七岁的偏喜欢自称老娘。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=306 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564907.jpg" width=269 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 8、平时喜欢宣称男女平等,一旦男女吃饭AA制则痛骂男人小气。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=316 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564909.jpg" width=237 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 9、男人图安稳过小日子是没有上进心,男人忙于工作则说没有安全感。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=411 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564911.jpg" width=548 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 10、一边大玩一夜情,一边骂男人不负责,好象是男人跟自己在玩一夜情。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=488 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564914.jpg" width=385 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 11、一边要男人有房有车,自己却没脸蛋没胸部没屁股还没学历。<br /> <br /><img onload=javascript:resizepic(this) height=278 alt="" src="http://img1.qq.com/joke/pics/16564/16564916.jpg" width=500 onload=javascript:resizepic(this) /><br /> 12、一边在网上不停地换男人,一边在说男人怎么这么花心。</td></tr></tbody></table></div></div> |
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