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发表于 2009-2-14 15:18:11 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">你这老瓜钟佐南,自比身上一件衫,衫唔好看料子好,牛年吹牛当笑谈,唱得唔好莫介嫌。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜唔系爱自吹,知足常乐心花开,莫连自家看唔起,样装也爱做像来,涂脂抹粉登戏台。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1.2pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜从文唔会差,混为广东戏剧家,“央广”录播客家戏,《合凤姻缘》粲山花,山歌声传东南亚。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1.2pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜写作常熬更,新创船灯《送粮》行,竹板表演《爱民曲》,全团调演上省城,山里剧团初出名。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜脑子一般般, 三弦么格都会弹, 走遍平远唱当地,出口成歌即时編,开锅肉丸正新鲜。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜以往常下乡,放下戏箱采写忙,常年都带胃痛药,千家饭啊百家床,禾坪厅厦当剧场。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜学艺唔嫌多,比较擅长竹板歌,串板好象连珠炮,大家听到笑呵呵,样般南哥咁会疴。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜碰彩也有才,文联主席当过来,文艺两字难写好,龙船下水靠人抬 ,手攀花树让花开.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜十年在文联,政协三届当委员,参政议政常研讨,为民为文多献言,常常有赞也有弹。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜也象尖笃罂,放唔稳来垫唔平,几个单位都蹲过,总是难脱文化名,金蝉脱壳脱唔城。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜事业在担纲,编书出刋辅导忙,无能无求出书本,为他人作嫁衣裳,身上么花身子香。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜当初娶阿娇,人品性格俩明了,夫妻相爱几十载,从来唔田吵过跤,同呼共吸乐滔滔。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1">&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜欢喜笑出声,老婆今日有薪领,打帮政府好政策,子女尽力事办城,钱宽气乐系过赢。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜父母想得长,独子单女家难当,还细检个童养媳,今认姐弟常来往,佢话亲门咁好切莫忘。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜今下心花开,生下子女都成材,两子管财管电脑,两女柜台加讲台,事业企业闯出来。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜一看喜心肠,四个子女都买房,老父县城有宿舍,祖屋年年去烧香,祖公保佑有春光。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1">&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜子女象老爸,老实肯干众人夸,么有后台靠奋发,经理股长做起家,一步一步往前爬。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜细想难为情,老大家事少关心,好在儿媳能自立,广州成家做赢人,唔算富贵算隹音。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜梦中笑哈哈,大个带头买小车,广州食朝开车转,团圆午饭就在家,首先斟酒敬爸妈。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜细个守故乡,父母心里更定堂,下班归来即团聚,家事急事即时帮,一年四季暖洋洋。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1">&nbsp; </span>老瓜越老心越欢,捧为家中金一团,为老安度晚年好,问饥问饱问冷暖,找乐解忧护平安。<span style="mso-tab-count: 1">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜沐浴小阳春,两个薪臼有远近,远在广州心相近,近在面前家室温,内外和睦福满门。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜古稀不老年,家有两媳创新天,奉老养小求进取,家庭事业两周全,修身旺夫福绵绵。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜一直喜心间,两女都嫁近身边,半份婿郎半份子,大小事情都行前,千金难买孝为先。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜子女皆分明,千年姐妹手足情,今生有缘同血脉,共享家和万事兴,互助互爱一家亲。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1">&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜有孙在广州,聪明专一奋读书,每逢公孙欢聚后,阵阵蜜意久久留,家传书种前世俢.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜企望传书香,门前绿竹爱想长,书中自有黄金屋,文凭开路路康庄,脚踏楼梯步步上。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜老来享天伦,六七十岁带小孙,做阿公来阿公做,一钱力气出十分,子孙满堂旺家门。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜小孙爱人陪,狐狸想走狗梆尾,虽然退休么闲嬲,人家称涯“关工委”,关爱下代献余晖。老瓜电脑摆两台,公孙上网各逞才,四岁孙女高一手,点出歌曲舞起来,一家心花哇哇开。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜相似一老根,一树果籽落地生,伢子伢孙传万代,一子也能吊千丁,各脉儿孙象瓜藤。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜想想也宽心,家有九四老母亲, 可惜父亲早去逝,兄妹奉养缺一人,双倍报恩还欠情。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜人前是老翁,老母面前是孩童,有时夜里迟点睡,几次催眠放口风,管得多时面也红。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜担忧第一条,老母病急需治疗,满树细柑都是桔(急),心随入院搏搏飚,家人陪夜最难熬。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜兄妹念爷哀,人生大事理应该,齐将老人服侍老,各将细人带大来,兜櫈上棚就么梯。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜家庭电气化,彩电洗衣用松下,电脑空调电磁炉,冰箱热水又浴霸,手机电话有四架。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜活得算可以,七十多岁成网迷,灌水聊天搜信息,又晓网上买东西,后生也话唔当佢.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜虽老也有琢,退休还敢学摩托,载妻大坪转妹家,数码相机随手拍,也讲构图当创作。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜以前被人讥,放到油锅涉唔肥,谁知唔见老来瘦,箱里长衫变短衣,落眶面貌改变哩。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜平日讲养生,保养生命在平衡,养心养体都做好,岁数过百肯定能,人瑞必将多得很。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜是个老来乐,乐队编演又奏乐,莫使人生愁里老,文艺开心少吃药,道理你话着唔着。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜曾经么时闲,朝朝舞剑又打拳,免得人老脚先老,脱鞋赤脚去爬山,健步如飞兔子般。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜现求小目标,负担太重吃唔消,虽然夕阳无限好,临夜晒谷晒唔燥,健康长寿正逍遥。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜莫管财唔财,只爱身体搞好来,身体好就百样好,唔田发财当发财,唔田发财当发财。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜莫管官唔官,只爱心里放得宽,心宽自然天地阔,厨师当得司令官,厨师当得司令官。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜在职当清官,薪水只能够饭歺,清水衙门缺油水,荷包扁扁么相干,只爱有饱有烧暖。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜有时日子燥,很少旅游往外跑,唔系脚软唔想走,公家私家缺钱包,山景免票尽你捞。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜生来是苦瓜,十三岁时么阿爸,留下细妹遗腹女,穷人孩子早当家,早做作业多帮妈。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜小时晓帮妈,细妹更是懂事娃,初中毕业就休学,好让阿哥读春车,难得族里女中花。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1">&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜当日少年狂,口吹竹箫上学堂,楣杆石顶唱歌子,屎窖屋里看文章,被单做戏挂眠床。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜初成早熟瓜,初中写诗上报社,稿费佐字误成作,老师怀疑唔肯拿,作南名字唔系惹。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜上学改愚顽,期期成绩都靠前,想读大学么钱缴,报读师范唔花钱,也好早日出头天。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜早知家底穷,借钱读书须用功,分数考多钱少用,梅城行路转家中,行到石正夜蒙蒙。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜毕业还年青,出手中学当先生,看涯人细误相问,做脉个读书下大坪,虽然搞错涯认听。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜唔忘念祖宗,弘扬祖德传家风,钟氏文化细研究,敬祖修谱族情浓,兴族强国共繁荣。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜肖兔颍川钟,开姓始祖是烈公,石正开基钟留盛,来平豪亮两弟兄,梅州先祖钟雪峰。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老瓜佐南有由来,取在屋左是南台,碑石刻名是鹏桂,想傍南台早成才,南台山花迎春开。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: -1pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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发表于 2009-2-14 15:36:39 | 只看该作者
哈哈~!看完了一遍。笑的不行,打成快板不知道效果是不是更好啊,楼主提供音频吗?

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发表于 2009-2-14 15:58:52 | 只看该作者
先顶了,再看
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<br />五句板? 好建议!

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地板
 楼主| 发表于 2009-2-14 18:58:07 | 只看该作者

[讨论]回复网友:盲敢放飞带铜铃

<div>新鲜肉丸已上桌,想听评论耳角角,一看就有人捧场,欢喜过头涯一雀,身边老婆手尽拍。朋友望有音频声,又有看来又有听,可惜南瓜象乳鸽,正生翼毛正学行,盲敢放飞带铜铃。谢谢了!</div>

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发表于 2009-2-14 19:04:31 | 只看该作者

Re: [讨论]回复网友:盲敢放飞带铜铃

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<td class=yyly height=81>新鲜肉丸已上桌,想听评论耳角角,一看就有人捧场,欢喜过头涯一雀,身..</td></tr></tbody></table><br />经典啊。楼主能否多传一些呢??

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-2-14 19:54:03 | 只看该作者

[讨论]“涯一雀”更正为:“涯一跃”

<div>上次回复“涯一雀”更正为:涯一跃”</div>

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7#
发表于 2009-2-14 20:21:41 | 只看该作者
论坛 到底有几个南瓜啊、、

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-2-15 10:51:11 | 只看该作者

回复囡:莫非注册会重码?

<div>(回复)南瓜西瓜木木瓜,虽是同瓜不同花,若问南瓜有几个,莫非注册会重码?</div>

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发表于 2009-2-15 11:00:51 | 只看该作者
丝瓜来也

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