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<div><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" target=_blank></a><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">在一个暗摸挤借个夜埔头，鱼邀涯去捞街，来到转角边，突然一只昂古骑等辆烂摩托怪快陇啊过，鱼吓倒叹叹遵，尽命拍心肝头：哎呀！闲险噢，命都争滴底奔几收嘿喽！</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">　&nbsp;&nbsp; 一个凉爽的招神头，鱼币等脚头，款等粪机，戴等粒麻，来到塘神背锄田唇，捉田水，做田坎，唔小心奔胡期搭罢等，你博虚惊，脚头一横，尽喊造过当！</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">　　一日，鱼去行街，半路一只癫古拿等刀企野鱼面前，鱼吓架外死，尽走尽叫，癫古又尽局，局鱼局到一只死角巷，鱼敏哪怕死定呦，癫古把刀拿啊鱼面前话：换鱼局崖哩！</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">　　一摘贼古老去偷人家介鸡，刚刚捉倒一摘老鸡麻，就奔主人家看倒，主人尽喊，你做麦机捉涯个鸡麻，贼古老就话，没麦机呀，涯占食饱饭，想邦条鸡毛来划牙齿。</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">　　来哦，收烂铜烂铁烂胶鞋哦 牙膏罐鸡卿皮 笨基脚头烂铁答哦 酒奄味奄有就拿出来哦&nbsp;&nbsp;告咸鱼榄角麦牙糖哦.</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">　　惹骨头，惹渣沫，俏舌头，俏利肚，脉机都俏里倒，再岩岩蟾蟾，等下拿倒杆扫尽铲，尿勺尽攀，担杆尽才，脚板尽串，再罐你食脚屎曼！死细鬼哩敢来燎崖！</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">　　曹奔日涯气出街,见到一只半颠憨,桌条开囊裤,打赤脚,头拿毛吾浓,又缺牙爬,嘴肚围还含稳一条腊肠,还好滴滴行过来问:细妹,你系咩涯同学XXX,涯系XXX哦!</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"></span><wbr></span><wbr><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">　　日夜喊你读书就唔读，错去掌牛，收雕斗，捉老蟹，一日到暗去打塘脚，钓拐子矣，饭唔煮，水也唔暖，猪也唔供。暗布夜转来你就D死，看惹爸个竹修矣朽死你。</span><wbr></span><wbr><br /></div>

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惹骨头，惹渣沫，俏舌头，俏利肚，脉机都俏里倒，再岩岩蟾蟾，等下拿倒杆扫尽铲，尿勺尽攀，担杆尽才，脚板尽串，再罐你食脚屎曼！死细鬼哩敢来燎崖！

春光明媚(^o^)/~

俏舌头这个是什么意思啊？ [:2-1:]

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<td class=yyxx bgColor=#efebef height=30>引用( spring )</td></tr>
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<td class=yyly height=81>俏舌头这个是什么意思啊？ [:2-1:]</td></tr></tbody></table><br />与乱说话差不多的意思

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俏是取其音，实是嚼的意思。

小孩儿

不好笑

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<td class=yyly height=81>不好笑</td></tr></tbody></table><br />你还小，看不懂吧<img onload=javascript:resizepic(this)   alt="" src="http://bbs.hakkasky.cc/face_icons/dayan/dayan_09.gif" border=0 />

ゐ亽苠菔務

回忆起小时候，哈哈，挺有意思的

kyokou

楼主，让看啊唔媚梅县口音诶~

打尿尊

哎。。收烂铜烂铁哎只，，十分久唔田听倒哎哟。。。函细哎央时住老屋咔每常时都听哎倒。。